(suggested by Blanche and Trina)
I've seen a lot of nail polish that seems to be going through personal problems, including the insecure, the misogynistic, and the...vampiric, but none that is this out-of-the-blue insulting.
Also, "Dick Weed," really? When is the last time anybody used that one? You might as well bust out the big guns and start calling people "squares" and "dweebs." According to the only semi-scholarly article I can find, "dickweed" pretty much peaked as an insult in 1986, thanks to the immortal line "You killed Ted, you Medieval dickweed!" So let me take a page from the book of Bill S. Preston, Esq. and proclaim this name most heinous.
Incidentally, BleachBlack:
Before you named this little number "Jizz"...
(suggested by Hannah)
...you probably should have considered how wearers are going to have to respond when someone asks them "What's on your nails?"
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