What if, Dear Reader, our close friend Starry Starry Night...
...started bulking up?
It would start innocently enough, just trying to tone up a bit, but then the pressure at the gym to be the most vampy and glittery nail polish would become too much for her, and she'd start juicing. Soon enough, she'd be something else all together. What, you ask, might that be? I propose that our dear friend Starry Starry Night on steroids is in fact, L'Oreal LaquiResist (discontinued UK line) Galactica. Vampier, bigger and more powerful glitter, our little SSN on 'roids:
The moral to the story? I don't know... stay in school and stay off drugs?
Love and np, Dear Reader!
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